Cupcake/NaPoWriMo Day 6

"Hey, Cupcake, why dontcha come over here and tell me how a beautiful dame like you ended up in a place like this?" "Cupcake" walked over slowly, stealthily, towards the plaid-shirted man who was so loud, sloppy and obnoxious that she was tempted to dump the entire pot of coffee onto his head. It would …