Attention Span of a Gnat

I’m proofreading and editing the draft of some minutes and come across a reference to Linked-In.  I decide to look it up online to see if that’s the proper way to write it or if it’s LinkedIn.   (I like to be accurate, you know!)  I open up my browser and it gets stuck while opening up a new page.  When I finally get the new Google search page to open, five minutes later, I think, “Why am I on here anyway?  Hmmm….oh look, a story about a squirrel!”
Fred

I look over the page, smile, feel all warm and happy, close my browser and then go back to my minutes whereupon I see a reference to Linked-In and think, “I should look that up!”

Hoo, boy!  I do, indeed, have the attention span of a gnat some days!  On the plus side, it only occurs while on electronic gizmos….that I’m usually using only, I don’t know 12 hours a day?  Hmmm….  We’re in trouble folks!